Fink. Rat Face. Ferret Face.

Anyone who has watched enough M*A*S*H knows that these are the nicknames that the Swamp buddies used of Frank Burns. In the television series, especially, he had such a face.

Well, he's not the only one with a rat face. Better yet, this man really lives up to this nickname-sake.

I give you, the NHL Commish, Gary Bettman, known to me as Rat Face.